Clingigitis

This is a deadly disease that grows to affect the mental wellbeing of couples after being away from each other for a long period. This disease can only be cured by one week of intense cuddling, sex and make out sessions.

Daisy is dying from clingigitis, she misses her man

Clingigitis by Drake’s sugar baby June 7, 2022

Clingitis 

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

Clingitis by Dom Theman October 25, 2012

chingivitis 

What people who wear their mask over their chin are protecting themselves from.

Person 1: look at that Karen over there, she's wearing her mask on her chin
Person 2: must be protecting herself from chingivitis

chingivitis by kinkygayturtle October 13, 2020

chingivitis 

What people who wear their mask over their chin, instead of their mouth and nose, are protecting themselves from.

Person 1: Look at that Karen, she's wearing her mask on her chin.
Person 2: She must be protecting herself from chingivitis.

chingivitis by kinkygayturtle October 13, 2020