Ping it and Cling it

Ping it and Cling it is a variation of Ping it and Fling it in which the primary goal is to have sex with a target. But then the Cling it comes in where either they are attractive enough, the sex was good enough, or you end up liking them enough to want to keep them around.

Brian: Dude Janelle was supposed to be a ping it and Fling it but wow she also has a Pog collection, I’d like to Ping it and Cling it instead.
Dan: You two sound perfect for each other.

by W0ND0 November 14, 2017

Doing a cling

Someone who only has friends that smokes weed (ain’t that suspicious)

Look at him he’s doing a cling

by Yo-yo a dooo February 27, 2021

Stage 5 cling on

Someone you are dating/fucking and they become extremely possessive and crazy really quickly.
Hey
Hey..
Text me back
TEXT ME BACK!
WHERE ARE YOU?!?

FUCK! please save me!! He is totally a stage 5 cling on!!

by Stag878 April 19, 2022

Clinge

When it's cringe and you have to laugh about it. Mix between cringe and lol

Omg so clinge hahahahh

by Lolacringe January 5, 2021

Presidential Cling-On Running Gag

A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election

Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag

by BeanSucc January 7, 2021

cling bat

a window licker that doesn’t leave you the fuck alone

tahlia was such a cling bat last night. she stuck to jack like a sloth.

by tahliasslothiness00 April 4, 2021

Cling Eastwood

Cling Eastwood: A guy you rebound dated, and when it's over-it's never over, not ever! Not for him, because he loves YOU and only you forever...Not time, space or cops can stop him from "loving" you....Stalker Alert! Do whatever it takes to lose this soul-sucking vampire from taking your everything.

My best friend had to leave town because of dating Cling Eastwood....What a douche he turned out to be!

by Shannon O'Brien, Bitches October 25, 2018