Top Definition
-The quintessence of a douche bag.
-One who pretends to penetrate his penis into a female vaginal canal.
-One who is horny and never gets any ass.
-Someone who walks around thinking that they are the shit and pops their collar, and struts with an insociable swagger.
1. Yo, Chad is such a clinedyker.
2. Brad used to be really cool, but after he got circumcised he has been a total clinedyke.
3. Yo, that new German kid is such a clindyker.
by District Champs October 24, 2008

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