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flat clicker 

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad
Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!
flat clicker by his_mum August 8, 2019

cookie clicker 

1.) a seemingly simple online game where the player clicks a cookie repeatedly, and can use the cookies made form clicking to "buy" other methods of making more cookies

2.) the fifth circle of hell
"Have you played the cookie clicker game yet?"

"Yeah. I quit when satan starting possessing the background."
cookie clicker by don't touch me August 20, 2013

Clickety-clack

Just another word for clickety clackety; that is making noise through typing on a computer keyboard.
Darren: Two tickets to Denver, Colorado please!
Norah (Flight Agent): *clickety-clack*. No problem sir. I found a flight. You're all booked!

* * *

Kelly: Could you please find out how many PTOs I have left this year?
Katherine (H.R. Agent): Sure thing! *clickety-clack* It says here you got one week left.

* * *

Jason: *clickety-clack* The Sword of Shannara! That's the first book in the Shannara series.
Laura: What about the author's other series about the lawyer who becomes a king?
Jason: *clickety-clack* The Magic Kingdom of Landover. Here, take the keyboard. The library search engine is quite easy to use. What is yet another series by that same author?
Laura: *clickety-clack* The Word and the Void.
Clickety-clack by OffBeatDrummer November 23, 2020
A hickey given to a woman on her clit. Clit+hickey=a clickey
I was going down on my girl & sucked too hard on her clit & gave her a clickey.
Clickey by KO1212 March 12, 2014

Cookie Clicker 

A game that consists of a cookie that must be clicked repeatedly to make more cookies. It gives you the illusion that you are making cookies, but you are really not. Tumblr seems to be obsessed with it (around August 2013)
Tumblr user 1: OMG have you played cookie clicker yet, it ruined my life!
Tumblr user 2: What no but I'll check it out
Tumblr user 2 after playing Cookie Clicker: OMFG I CAN'T STOP CLICKING THIS COOKIE
Cookie Clicker by Terrilyn Debbs August 20, 2013

clickety clackety 

The sound of a number of keyboards being typed upon in an otherwise quiet office.
You could tell it was a busy time in the office because of the lack of conversation, and incessant clickety clackety going all morning.