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1.
to be a clever dick; the hilarity that ensues from being witty as well as silly; the drawing of male genitalia in a unique, insightful, and hilarious manner (see cleverdickery.com)
Bob: So last night I said to John, "Hey John, nobody ordered extra sausage on their pizza, so zip up your pants already!"
Sally: Oh Bob, I love your clever dickery.
by rozyland June 28, 2011