The act of shitting into your girlfriends hand without her knowing then saying something incredibly obvious/stupid that causes her to facepalm herself. Thus covering her whole face with your hot n' steamy mess. Often used as a revenge tactic.
Me: Hey man I gave my girl a Cleveland Facepalm a couple minutes ago!
You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?
Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!
You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?
Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!
by TypicalRacistMoFo March 23, 2010