Fetus Cletus

When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.

Hey Amanda, why are you crying!

Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!

by The_Frozen_Unicycle November 20, 2013

Alabama Cletus Fest

The forceful act of 3 men all named Cletus aggressively fucking each other in a car. Unlike a soup kitchen these men are not homeless. One is wearing high heels and another is wearing a Batman costume

Damn Cletus I heard you had a Cletus fest how was it?

Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest

by Big man Cletus October 16, 2018

Cletus Bartholomew Day!

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy

Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!

by k19299 July 17, 2021

Cletus McNasty

A shot consisting of one part Blue Chair pineapple rum and one part Blue Chair mango rum.

I can’t wait to get Cletus McNasty in my mouth tonight.

by Kdubs757 September 20, 2022

Cletus

A red neck mothafucka who chews dip and takes bathes in horse shit

that boy Cletus smell like shit

Damn nigga you right
WHAT BOAH?

by Taggymag October 21, 2022

cletus

the og memeber of a family of 8 snails

The cup of Cletus is in the teacher's room

by rryyiiuu March 22, 2022

Cletus

Cletus is flamingo such known as mrflimflam character also known as Albert

albert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cletus: bump my truck in the farmer's field

by wendigo666 September 30, 2020