The best place on the fucking planet, where everybody thinks that the University of South Carolina blows ass.
Wow, did you see the Clemson Tigers beat the living shit out of the USC Gamecocks for four years in a row? I sure did!
by makeitfunkay December 12, 2005
Clemson University was founded in 1889 as a land-grant institution in the upstate of South Carolina. It was donated by Thomas Green Clemson, who willed his house and the surrounding area to the state of South Carolina to create a technical and scientific university. When it first opened its doors in 1893, Clemson was a military institution with less than 500 students.
Clemson University is comprised of five colleges: the College of Agriculture, Forestry and Life Sciences, the College of Architecture, Arts, and Humanities, the College of Business and Behavioral Science, the College of Engineering and Science, and the College of Health, Education and Human Development. There are more than 80 undergraduate degree programs.
Time Magazine's Public College of the Year in 2001.
Clemson is one of the best college environments in the country. Its just the right size and you get to experience the true southern hospitality of South Carolina. The social scene will provide something for everyone and during the fall a home football transforms the town. Everyone wears orange and shows their spirit. "Solid Orange It's About Pride." Clemson has one of the loudest stadiums in the country, had the largest "ESPN College GameDay" audience ever in 2006, The Tigers school the "lamecocks" at football, and Death Valley is where The Tigers run!!!
Clemson University is comprised of five colleges: the College of Agriculture, Forestry and Life Sciences, the College of Architecture, Arts, and Humanities, the College of Business and Behavioral Science, the College of Engineering and Science, and the College of Health, Education and Human Development. There are more than 80 undergraduate degree programs.
Time Magazine's Public College of the Year in 2001.
Clemson is one of the best college environments in the country. Its just the right size and you get to experience the true southern hospitality of South Carolina. The social scene will provide something for everyone and during the fall a home football transforms the town. Everyone wears orange and shows their spirit. "Solid Orange It's About Pride." Clemson has one of the loudest stadiums in the country, had the largest "ESPN College GameDay" audience ever in 2006, The Tigers school the "lamecocks" at football, and Death Valley is where The Tigers run!!!
Clemson Student: "Wait...where do you go to school?"
USC Student: "University of South Carolina."
Clemson Student: "Oh...that sucks...I go to Clemson."
USC Student: "University of South Carolina."
Clemson Student: "Oh...that sucks...I go to Clemson."
by SGTGR December 3, 2007
the best team in the world. where the real Death Valley is located. the most exciting 25 seconds in college football. home of thunder and lightning. the loudest stadium in the country. has the best fans, and clemson kicks carolinas ass every year.
clemson is better than carolina
by BCMD August 8, 2007
I heard he has the Clemson", " I can't believe he gave me the Clemson!" "I thought it was herpes, turns out its the Clemson!!
by Cockthis October 22, 2010
1.) Go north until you smell it, then west until you step in it.
2.) A gathering place for rednecks and rednecks who try to act like preppy fags.
2.) A gathering place for rednecks and rednecks who try to act like preppy fags.
1. Everyone check your shoes I think we've reached Clemson.
2. Doesn't that fine young Clemson boy look good in that Lacoste shirt, chinos, sperry's and chew in his mouth?
2. Doesn't that fine young Clemson boy look good in that Lacoste shirt, chinos, sperry's and chew in his mouth?
by Rockhardgamecock February 5, 2010
-A university that doesn't cheer or stand up during football games.
-A university that has never thrown a kegger.
-A university where girls don't put out and guys don't have the balls to talk to a chick.
-The only university in america where you can't buy natural light and the only cases sold are busch light.
-A university that has a dress code that requires girls to wear sun dresses and guys to wear a tucked-in button-up shirt, a belt, a pair of khaki shorts that are at least 4 inches above the knees, a visor, a pair of sunglasses that have a strap so they don't fall off, and boat shoes.
-A university where no one is good at beer pong.
-A university where a big party is defined by a gathering of anti-social men and women with more than 25 people. These big parties will sometimes have alcohol.
-A sex free university.
-A university that has never thrown a kegger.
-A university where girls don't put out and guys don't have the balls to talk to a chick.
-The only university in america where you can't buy natural light and the only cases sold are busch light.
-A university that has a dress code that requires girls to wear sun dresses and guys to wear a tucked-in button-up shirt, a belt, a pair of khaki shorts that are at least 4 inches above the knees, a visor, a pair of sunglasses that have a strap so they don't fall off, and boat shoes.
-A university where no one is good at beer pong.
-A university where a big party is defined by a gathering of anti-social men and women with more than 25 people. These big parties will sometimes have alcohol.
-A sex free university.
Person 1: I go to clemson.
Person 2: You must suck at college and either have a pussy or are a pussy.
Person 2: You must suck at college and either have a pussy or are a pussy.
by Clemson Student October 4, 2010
A half-ass wannabe-southern school that tries at college football, and is good at choking in huge games, especially against Virginia Tech. I wish every graduate of clemson good luck, because they will need it to get out of that fag patty they call a school.
You want a real party? Go to Auburn. You want be black and act mad niggerish? Go to University of Miami. You want a great degree? go to Virginia Tech. You want to blow on the meat oboe? go to clemson (or Georgia Tech for that matter- fucking bees. Invent the future mothafucka
by staff November 3, 2006