A bitch ass football program, a sorry team, etc.
Vanderbilt is really starting to become a Clemson (a botch ass football program).
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The act of beating every team you are supposed to for 4 years in a row while most other teams lose inexplicably to teams they shouldn't during the same period of time.
They have been clemsoning with all the talent they have been able to bring in over the past 4 years.
by Tigerbeergeek October 15, 2015
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An inferior clone mutation of a person, place, or thing that looks almost exactly like the original it was trying mimic. A clemson has the capability to truly fool others into believing they're in fact the original and not the generic clone. Clemsonians, those on board with clemson(s). have a seemingly self-aware ignorance of their clemson's inferior, coincidental likeness of its predecessor. Clemson(s) tend to spawn from very stout predecessors that can carry them very far without having any origin.
Bro, that PolyStation is a straight clemson. It looks almost exactly like the Playstation it was trying to mimic, plays terrible games, and has the capability to truly fool others. This bizarre clemson goes for it in terms of aping the PlayStation’s original packaging, even going so far as to mimic the PSone’s shape. Despite this clemson not being able to play any PlayStation titles whatsoever, it nailed the “gamer” aesthetic, but failed in nearly every other conceivable aspect—unless you were, perhaps, an unsuspecting parent or grandparent looking to grab a fun gift for your children or grandchildren.
by Sm0t P0ker October 15, 2021
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When POTUS 45 throws an All American Dinner, menu must consist of McDonalds, Wendys, Burger Kings and some pizza.

Must be in large quantity
Hey Nick Saban are you going to that Clemson Dinner?

Nick Saban: I'm Not Going So Stop Asking
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the act whereby an overrated football team builds up a big winning streak and artificially high national ranking by beating up on inferior competition, only to lose a bunch of games and get killed by truly good teams at the end of the season, thus exposing them for what they truly are.
"Clemson started off the 2011 season 8-0 and ranked as high as #6, only to 'pull a Clemson' and lose 4 of their last 5, get embarrassed by their rival South Carolina, and then give up the most points in bowl history to West Virginia in the Orange Bowl."
by CaliCock January 7, 2012
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To make it to a big stage or high point and then fail beyond comprehension. To fail miserably.
When someone screws up a work:
Well I guess you will have to talk to the boss about that - you pulled a clemson.

To my son, You have a test today. Well don't pull a clemson.

When the check out clerk at Walmart rings up an item twice - Hey you pulled a clemson on my bill.

References: 2012 Orange Bowl
West Virginia 70 Clemson 33
by ACC_SUCKS January 7, 2012
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