wet cleft- when a male has intense sexual intercourse with a women and her labia majora becomes loosened and moist to the point where one fold of the labia majora hangs down from the vulva.
Hit her with a right right, hit her with a left, got to beat it up until I give her lips a wet cleft. -Rkanomaly
by RKanomaly March 12, 2020
The most perfect, tightest, V shaped pussy. These pussies are the Holy Grail of female genitalia. instead of saggy, ears and flaps, there 2 tight lobes that are visible.
by the rooster of cornville January 2, 2012
any mild deformity of the scrotum particularly accented by an excessively stunted midline fibrous septum
Jim's shyness around women arouse from what he felt is a deformed bag, which his doctor called a "cleft bag"
guy1: Jim's got a fuicked up bag
guy2: what you mean? from an accident or sumthin?
guy1: no it's a cleft bag
guy2: what that?
guy1: kind of like Joaquin phoenix except on your bag
guy1: Jim's got a fuicked up bag
guy2: what you mean? from an accident or sumthin?
guy1: no it's a cleft bag
guy2: what that?
guy1: kind of like Joaquin phoenix except on your bag
by tjspoker2 December 11, 2012
by JDMBart April 13, 2019
1.) The moist "ass-crack" template left on plastic chairs after a fat or generally sweaty person has been sat there for a good stint.
2.)When you've got a randomly itchy arse for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally "Cleft Oil" thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and whatever else might be in your ass crack.
2.)When you've got a randomly itchy arse for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally "Cleft Oil" thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and whatever else might be in your ass crack.
Eg of 1.) Hey look at that seat!! that fat guys just left and theres a "Cleft Oil" pattern of his ass on the chair! Dirty cunt!
Eg of 2.) Man i've got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to go mop up the "Cleft Oil"...
Eg of 2.) Man i've got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to go mop up the "Cleft Oil"...
by Paleblank January 16, 2006
Medical: The 'crack' caused by the outer labia on the female genitalia. That which provides the camels toe.
Dave: I wish there was a classier name for the fanny lips/camel toe....
Me/Doctor: There is - the Pudendal Cleft.
Dave: Sweet!
Me/Doctor: There is - the Pudendal Cleft.
Dave: Sweet!
by pagga warhorse March 13, 2014
by Davit Dingbat January 9, 2011