Cleaster 

Cleaster is a holiday, normally referred to as Easter. Except, here, a whore shows up with too much cleavage and makes her family sick, thereby changing the name of the holiday to Cleaster.

Last Cleaster, her lopsided bags was out all over the place. Gross.

Cleaster by Laughing at Idiots August 26, 2009

creasters 

People that only go to church on Easter and Christmas.

There was nowhere to sit at mass 'cuz of all the creasters.

creasters by ThatBul January 19, 2005

Creaster

One who attends church exactly twice per year, on Easter and Christmas, resulting in overcrowding. Necessitates regular churchgoers to arrive 45 minutes earlier than normal in order to find a parking space and a seat.

Wife: Honey, get the kids ready for church.
Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.
Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.

Creaster by Jimsdun March 24, 2008

Clastered 

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011

creaster

Someone who only goes to church on Cristmas and Easter

that boy hasnt been to service all year, he's a creaster

creaster by alexander roelandt July 1, 2005

cheaster 

Some one who only goes to mass/church on christmas and easter.

Mike asked, Why didn't Robert go to mass?"
John replies, "Because he is a cheaster!"

cheaster by Brian Reid March 23, 2008

cleanster 

A close relative of the standard issue scenester, the typical cleanster showers one or more times a day (in the morning, and perhaps before gracing the venue) and likes to keep their room organized and smelling great. Cleansters put bros before hos, dig brooms but not 'shrooms, and prefer pierced clits over cancer sticks.

Cleansters are often accused of being vain, but I mean, they smell real nice and are really friendly so who can blame 'em?

Cleansters' nearest cousins rally under the cry "omfg.wtf.bbq xYoUx xArEx xSoooOx xScEnEx!!!!". Cleansters on the other hand, with their superior spelling and grammar, rally under the cry "Oh my fucking god; what the fuck? You are so clean!"

Cleansters typically keep with the trend of the day but lag just behind the cutting edge. They are quick to adopt and own the latest fads on the market; Swiffer, Ultra Tide 2, whatever.

Cleansters are hard to avoid, due to the fact that you can't smell them coming, but you can be sure that they'll be at the next indie, emo, punk, shoegaze, post-rock, noise-art show with a bottle of Purell in the back pocket of their skin-tight jeans.

"xxxomfg.wtf.bbqxxx? Did you see her room? She's such a cleanster... xoxoxox"

cleanster by Steven Luscher May 23, 2006