“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.
by Peter Puller May 8, 2021
1. A person, who at the most inappropriate time, will say or do something that is a turn off to everyone within ear shot.
2. Add a few cans of loud mouth, and step away.
3. A social repellent to anyone around them.
2. Add a few cans of loud mouth, and step away.
3. A social repellent to anyone around them.
1. Oh God, here comes the social claymore.......wonder what type of havoc they will reap on this occasion.
2. When he drinks he gets loud and OBnoxious.
2. When he drinks he gets loud and OBnoxious.
by Maxperdiem May 16, 2010
the sense that is derived from the game "Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2" that the sense when you hear a the click of the claymore and you try to run off or jump out of the way but you die. (Also applies in real life such as when you say something uncalled for or inappropriate for the situation and you want to take it back but you cant hence the claymore has already exploded).
Claymore Moment
a: I was going to get that camping piece of shit in the planes cockpit but as I turned the corner and heard the click and tried to go back but it was no use.
b: as I was trying to crack a joke to impress a girl i said a very sexist joke and I wanted to take it back but the claymore has already exploded as in she started to beat the shit out of me with her purse dildo.
a: I was going to get that camping piece of shit in the planes cockpit but as I turned the corner and heard the click and tried to go back but it was no use.
b: as I was trying to crack a joke to impress a girl i said a very sexist joke and I wanted to take it back but the claymore has already exploded as in she started to beat the shit out of me with her purse dildo.
by mistahwaffles October 16, 2011
Playing a multi-player that has claymores as equipment, such as Call of Duty, and your whole team camps an area and sets claymores.
Example1:
Call of Duty: Black Ops, Zombie mode.
Host: Let's go to the alley and have a Claymore Party
The Rest of the party: Okay!
Call of Duty: Black Ops, Zombie mode.
Host: Let's go to the alley and have a Claymore Party
The Rest of the party: Okay!
by DJ Imperial February 14, 2011
by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020
The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.
by The Duke of Alcatraz March 30, 2009
Joe: Hey i watch this, i planted a douche claymore right over there where trevor is about to walk
Bob:Dude realy?
Joe: yeah DOUCHE!!!! (as trevor walks over the spot where joe planted the claymore)
Bob:Dude realy?
Joe: yeah DOUCHE!!!! (as trevor walks over the spot where joe planted the claymore)
by Douche_Snyper October 21, 2009