Males by the name of Clark are among the most irresistible beings on the planet. Clark is very well-rounded: a model citizen, a tremendously skilled athlete, a virtuoso musician, and as if that weren't enough, he has devastatingly good looks. Although you may typically find Clark looking ultra suave in a tuxedo, crowds gather when he goes shirtless to catch a glimpse of his chiseled Greek-God-like body. Clark is a friend to a diverse group of people, but all are envious of him, and wish to someday be like him, though he is too modest to take note. Unfortunately, Clark does not date; whether he just hasn't found a worthy enough specimen to court or has too much fun doing manly things with his friends is still t o be determined. Either way ladies, you are out of luck when it comes to Clark. Good luck trying to obtain the unobtainable!
Girl 1: You saw Clark at the beach?! What was it like to see such shirtless perfection?
Girl 2: It was like... the Mona Lisa of abs.
Girl 2: It was like... the Mona Lisa of abs.
by luxembourg October 9, 2010
A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.
Newt Gingrich is a clarke.
The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.
Most republicans are clarkes.
The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.
Most republicans are clarkes.
by Mmm May 5, 2012
The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.
by D1ngo1 October 14, 2010
Clarks (Wallabies) are an ill brand of shoes that Ghostface Killah (from Wu-Tang) wears and raps about. Wu-Wear have a lot of clarks style wallabies for sale.
by cypherous-twelve September 21, 2003
My friend said he was doing so much to help me
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger
Man that sounds like a fake friend...
"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"
"Yeah dude, that still sounds like a fake friend"
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger
Man that sounds like a fake friend...
"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"
"Yeah dude, that still sounds like a fake friend"
by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 8, 2021
At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.
by Mike T. L. June 7, 2006
by Clarke yo boi February 23, 2017