clarked

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.

by anonymous May 7, 2005

Clark

Verb.The expulsion of all bodily fluids through every orrafice at the same time.

Steve: I just Clarked

Billy: Wow, we really need to clean this mess of blood, semen, mucas, urine, and stomach acid up!

by Allen Jobs February 15, 2009

clark

verb - to use a nail gun, to nail

he clarked the leg on the ladder

by phlipo June 8, 2009

Clark

To cause serious injury to the nose by the means of foot apparel.

She went to the emergency room after he clarked her with his rainbows.

by SRWellness February 11, 2009

Clark

V. clark
A swift grab to the crotch only after yelling out loud "CLARK" to the victim.

-- I'm going to clark you.

-- CLARK!!

by beamcream October 31, 2007

clark

Verb: clarked, clarking, clarks

1. To urinate on one's self
2. To injure one's self to the point of bleeding or facial disfigurement
3. To get extremely drunk and pass out in random rooms, lounges, quads, classrooms...
4. To turn on loud music (mostly The Who) just before leaving for the day
4a. To overplay a great song/band to the point where it is ruined for the rest of mankind
5. The act of f*cking up in general

a) Damn I was clarked last night.
b) The girls were disgusted because he was all clarked up at the party.

by McNutt April 1, 2004

Clarking it

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.

Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!

by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008