Clark, New Jersey 

Where some really hot guys are.

Girl from another town: "Hey, did you see that Clark, New Jersey guy?"
Another girl: "Yeah, he was soooo hot!"
Clark guy: "Thanks girls."

Clark, New Jersey by JessieGirlxo May 14, 2011

clark new jersey 

also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here

“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”

“what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”

clark new jersey by dumb bitch energy June 1, 2020

Clark New Jersey 

A small town in New Jersey that you should never move to. There's literally nothing to do here, and because of that, it's drug and alcohol use in highschool is comparative to that of Cranford. It has high taxes, incredibly corrupt officials, and the police are the most racist bunch of biggots i've ever seen above the mason dixon line. The Highschool is also falling apart, and is notorious for it's rat problem.

Please don't move here

Clark Cop - "Welcome to Clark New Jersey, smoke all the pot you want, just don't make us get off our lazy asses! Wait, your not a...colored man are you?!"

Clark New Jersey by Mayor Bonnacorso October 27, 2012