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Clammock 

A woman's undergarment - providing support for the badly-packed kebab. The clammock can come in a plethora of sizes and couture from the smallest skimpiest examples to proper belly-huggers. The clammock is best revealed in it's splendour when viewed from behind a woman flourishing the bootay.
Did you manage to get her keks off?

Indeed my friend,She was wearing a very tight clammock, revealing the magnificence of her not inconsiderable pudenda.
Clammock by Von _Hinton January 23, 2011
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Clamrock 

The lumpy discharge that drops out of the woman's vagina.
'You've dropped a Clamrock all over the bed sheets'
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Hammockie performed by a cat
When your cat's chillin' in his/her hammockie and (s)he wants to send a cheekie selfie i.e. Cammockie to his/her babe!
Cammockie by Roubby2 January 18, 2017

Chammock 

A face mask, usually of the surgical type, worn under the chin, thereby rendering it useless.
Look at that idiot wearing his chammock.
Chammock by claretjug April 27, 2022
To be clumsy or to do something clumsy
Guy 1: How did it go with that girl you took back last night?

Guy 2: I completely Cammock'd it, as I was carrying her to the bedroom I dropped her. Then she slept with both my house mates instead
Cammock by Ass2Mouth October 18, 2013
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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