(noun)the female equivalent of a Cock-Block; a person who interferes with a woman's chance of getting laid, lucky, or boned; generally the "ugly friend" or "previously rejected."
(verb) to block a female from getting sex.
also Clam-Jammy (adj) describing a person with nookie blocking qualities, who may pose a threat to other men-seeking women.
(verb) to block a female from getting sex.
also Clam-Jammy (adj) describing a person with nookie blocking qualities, who may pose a threat to other men-seeking women.
"Jane, you are a bitter Clam-Jam! That guy was incredibly hot, and now he's gone!"
"That Clam-Jam may be five-foot-ten, but I have the Kama Sutra memorized and he'll never know."
"I am going to Clam-Jam Samantha, because that nasty wench spilled my drink and flirted with my boyfriend."
"There is a very Clam-Jammy cougar leaning at the bar, and I'd like to cut off her stilettos with a nail file."
"That Clam-Jam may be five-foot-ten, but I have the Kama Sutra memorized and he'll never know."
"I am going to Clam-Jam Samantha, because that nasty wench spilled my drink and flirted with my boyfriend."
"There is a very Clam-Jammy cougar leaning at the bar, and I'd like to cut off her stilettos with a nail file."
by Colleen E. December 30, 2008
by seanie_b September 16, 2012
by poopsie1987 February 7, 2009
The miscalculation of distance and/or location of the vaginal opening during rigorous sex which results in the penis slamming against the outer labia or groin.
He drove in deep but missed his mark, resulting in the mother of all Clam-Jams that left him writhing in pain.
by Gottaring January 18, 2012
A reunion or aggregation of people with an overwhelming ratio of women. The feminine equivalent of a "sausage fest".
by Arnaud_OC May 31, 2011
by Xtina1925 June 7, 2010
Large group/party consisting primarily of vagina. I.e., equivalent to the male version "sausage fest".
by Booka88 June 21, 2010