To have one's testicles ripped off, forcefully shoved down ones throat as one is being disemboweled and forced to watch re-runs of Saved By the Bell while slowly dying in agony.
This guy got in a car wreck last night and totally got Cisterninoed. It was pretty fucked up.
by jewbear21 December 20, 2009
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A very angry Pizon who curses and says Fuck after every other word. Usually can't be seen in the woods due to mass amounts of camo and stealth like skills.
Fuckin shit. What the fuck, fucking Fuck! Thats a Cisternino.
by Whispering Dr. unk March 25, 2009