Cisternino 

To have one's testicles ripped off, forcefully shoved down ones throat as one is being disemboweled and forced to watch re-runs of Saved By the Bell while slowly dying in agony.

This guy got in a car wreck last night and totally got Cisterninoed. It was pretty fucked up.

Cisternino by jewbear21 December 20, 2009

Cisternino 

A very angry Pizon who curses and says Fuck after every other word. Usually can't be seen in the woods due to mass amounts of camo and stealth like skills.

Fuckin shit. What the fuck, fucking Fuck! Thats a Cisternino.

Cisternino by Whispering Dr. unk March 30, 2009

Guy Cisternino 

Guy is the best person on the podcast he is better than fouad

You should also do it to the side not in front of him

Guy Cisternino Is your dad still high ?

Guy Cisternino by Fouad valieair November 24, 2021