Poor Man’s Circumcision

When you hire a cheap prostitute who then proceeds to give you a blowjob and give you very nasty teeth that grinds your foreskin off.

Hear what happened to Joey? That hooker have him a Poor Man’s Circumcision

Poor Man’s Circumcision by Veeronica Doe May 9, 2026

The U.S.A Circumcision 

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.

BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision

The U.S.A Circumcision by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019

circumcision sandwich 

A sandwich of which consists of the foreskin of a circumcised penis on rye bread with mayonnaise drizzled over the top.

A diet consisting of only circumcision sandwiches is more effective then the subway diet.

circumcision sandwich by Cockeyedbob December 1, 2017

circumcision scar 

The superior replacement for the foreskin, created via circumcision.

Every man deserves a circumcision scar(Except for fucking intactivists]

circumcision scar by ThePainGodM November 30, 2015

I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

You know, I can see the circumcision scar.

I can see the circumcision scar by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023

Self-circumcision 

Surgical procedure executed with nothing more than your own zipper, generally under the anesthetic effects of beer, rum, vodka, whiskey or similar beverages.

1) Man! Do you recall if last night i was attacked by a furious wild animal?
- Dont think so, maybe you just got self-circumcised.

2) OMG dude!! I wonder if during last night's party I nailed a long-nailed chick or if I just executed a Self-circumcision.

Self-circumcision by Antonio MH August 4, 2009

Ben Stiller Circumcision 

When your zipper catches the foreskin of your penis, creating an excruciating pain that can hurt for hours. This usually happens after taking a piss. (As seen in the movie "Something about Mary", featuring Ben Stiller)

Joe: "Awww dude, the other day I gave myself a Ben Stiller Circumcision after takin a piss, it fuckin hurt."

Larry: "Cool story, bro"

Ben Stiller Circumcision by Bolo2k10 December 14, 2010