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circumcision sandwich 

A sandwich of which consists of the foreskin of a circumcised penis on rye bread with mayonnaise drizzled over the top.
A diet consisting of only circumcision sandwiches is more effective then the subway diet.

circumcision scar 

The superior replacement for the foreskin, created via circumcision.
Every man deserves a circumcision scar(Except for fucking intactivists
circumcision scar by ThePainGodM November 30, 2015

I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

Self-circumcision 

Surgical procedure executed with nothing more than your own zipper, generally under the anesthetic effects of beer, rum, vodka, whiskey or similar beverages.
1) Man! Do you recall if last night i was attacked by a furious wild animal?
- Dont think so, maybe you just got self-circumcised.

2) OMG dude!! I wonder if during last night's party I nailed a long-nailed chick or if I just executed a Self-circumcision.
Self-circumcision by Antonio MH August 4, 2009

Ben Stiller Circumcision 

When your zipper catches the foreskin of your penis, creating an excruciating pain that can hurt for hours. This usually happens after taking a piss. (As seen in the movie "Something about Mary", featuring Ben Stiller)
Joe: "Awww dude, the other day I gave myself a Ben Stiller Circumcision after takin a piss, it fuckin hurt."

Larry: "Cool story, bro"
Ben Stiller Circumcision by Bolo2k10 December 14, 2010

Second circumcision 

When you get sucked by a girl with braces
Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man
Second circumcision by Cay919 December 4, 2017