When you pull out and ejaculate on a woman's forehead, smear it across her head with your thumb and say "Simba".
by TWIsM May 6, 2011
To grab a feline, usually a cat or other said feline shaped creature, and using both hands hold it up as high as you can as done at the beginning of The Lion King.
by timmyv July 26, 2015
Consuming food while sitting on the toilet taking a dump. Especially useful when you are hungry and have to go to the bathroom simultaneously. You don't have to make a choice. Do both.
by A Chase January 18, 2008
by Tim/Kyle/Matt^2 July 26, 2008
When a man give himself oral pleasure, thus creating the circle of life. Also known as, Circling yourself
by gamma_ray July 11, 2010
Steve and Jenelle are players... Amber is a hater... they are both fulfilling their respective roles. This is the Circle of Life
by EisenbergCera October 24, 2011
1. When you take your wife to the top of a mountain while she's in labor, gather a group of wild animals to look at you two on the mountain, and then wait for the baby to be born. When it is, you hold it up to the sky for all the wild animals to look at and scream, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama!"
Larry: I think me and my wife are going to have one of those water birthing things.
Steve: Those are gay, me and my wife are doing The Circle of Life.
Larry: So simple, yet so badass.
Steve: Those are gay, me and my wife are doing The Circle of Life.
Larry: So simple, yet so badass.
by DBelinky March 25, 2010