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A tightwad that will drive 20 miles out of their way just to buy cigarettes for 10 cents less than at the corner store by their house.
Store owner:
"Damn guy will buy his lotto, beer, and crack pipe here, but they won't buy my Camels, 'cuz I'm too damn high. Fuckin' cigarette driver.
by kennykenalot October 28, 2010