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A horrible disease that occurs when ingesting 3 dozen eggs, progressing to 5 dozen eggs. The illness is more common in those named Gaston. Without proper treatment, The Chutley has a mortality rate of nearly 90%
Treatment of The Chutley, or, Chutterson Fever, consists of the infected person bathing in goat urine for 48 hours straight, drinking plenty of Georgi vodka, and being anally penetrated by a cafeteria worker named Gladys, with a (metal) baseball bat. It can be prevented with frequent sexual endeavors and BBQ sauce.
Treatment of The Chutley, or, Chutterson Fever, consists of the infected person bathing in goat urine for 48 hours straight, drinking plenty of Georgi vodka, and being anally penetrated by a cafeteria worker named Gladys, with a (metal) baseball bat. It can be prevented with frequent sexual endeavors and BBQ sauce.
Chutley by Gaston Scudley September 27, 2011
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