Churved 

When a guys penis is not only a chode but it is also curved.

Girl 1 - Did you end up sleeping with Gary?
Girl 2 - NO! he took off his pants and he was mad churved :|
Girl 1 - GOOOOOOO!!

Churved by GeeBanga December 6, 2011

curved dick 

the dick that all girls want because it hits the G spot the best

John hit me with that curved dick and i came so fast

curved dick by tityboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 29, 2014

Curved Swords 

It is a catchphrase associated with town guards from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It becomes popular (meme) in a such way similar to the other known "Took an arrow in the knee", "Stop right there criminal scum!" and the "FUS RO DAH" meme. From the game, you can hear the dialogue when you interact with the NPC guards:

"You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords"

Hearing it over and over again, especially the last part where the NPCs emphasize the Curve Swords, makes it sounds funny yet somehow annoying to most players, until someone decided to troll over the internet using this sentence. Therefore being popular and well-known to the fellow internet users.

They used to take an arrow in the knee, but now they've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

Curved Swords by Serizawa February 27, 2012

Curved trees 

When someone obviously FaceTunes or photoshops a photo and makes a background look bent in some sort of way

Person 1: she is using soooo much facetune

Person 2: we LOVE curved trees

Curved trees by Kskyep April 11, 2019

curved penis 

A penis with some substantial curvature. Left, right, up, down, anything goes!

Damn son, Alex has such a curved penis; it almost took my eye out!

curved penis by Captainmorgan37 December 3, 2017

Curved 

It means to reject/dislike a person.

Kamo asked me out and i curved him.

Curved by Cleverkid.com October 24, 2019

Churled 

An NSFW term relating to 'hilichurls' from a game called 'Genshin Impact'. It is where any girl is completely mindbroken and fucked by hilichurls to the point she's addicted. It is similar to the term 'Blacked', except with hilichurls. It is known to be used in hentai, especially by a well-known artist who made that one Ganyu art.

For short, it is used to describe any girls in Genshin getting fucked by hilichurls.

I saw Amber getting churled today, she looked like she was addicted to it.

Churled by alonelymfontheinternet March 29, 2022