Churchfew 

When you can't stay out late on a saturday night because you have to be at church early on sunday morning. similar to curfew.

Person A: "Wanna come to my party on Saturday night?"

Person B: "What time is it?"

A: "7-12pm"

B: "Yeah, but I'll have to leave early, gotta be home by my churchfew."

Churchfew by fatt0ny May 29, 2010

Working on churches 

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022

churchered 

To have someone take you for granted, then extract some kind of currency, be it work, money, time or effort from you and then lie, cheat and act dishonestly to you and in some cases blame you for the problem.

what, he left owing you two grand for the work you did and changed his number? you've been totally Churchered.

churchered by Benjamin Davies September 25, 2007

Home Churched 

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.

Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.

Home Churched by sfoxe May 24, 2009

Churcher 

1. A large group of people , or familys straight from church and still dressed up. While you go to a restaurant to cure your hangover, possibly still drunk, they surround you on sunday mornings and Try to burn judgement into your soul.

Danny: Bro that guy and his wife just told their children don't grow up to be like those guys, then she stared and pointed at us

Crew: Fucking Churchers.

Churcher by The Crew RM December 4, 2011

Churchead 

Bible Bashing Simpleton

(Carfull of teens drivepast an old man heading towards a church, carrying a bible)

Teen - 'CHURCHEAD!!!!!!!!

(old man is hurt slightly inside)

Churchead by samgoody January 10, 2010

churchie 

1. a person who is willing to party five weeks in a row, or just sit in the sun, while neglecting duties such as dish washing and procrastinating his/her study.

2. a person who lives in the dutch student house in Groningen, NL which has been a monastery before and is now called ChurchMansion.

dude, your summer plans sounds very fun, you must be a churchie!
me and the churchies are gonna rent that one house in the middle of nowhere and party all day every day there!

churchie by stabilinator May 16, 2021