Chronofied 

From Greek khronos, time; and Latin stupefacere, to be stunned.
The result when a person happens to glance at their watch and realize more time has passed than they assumed. Often linked with "Relativity" scenario's.

Dad: "Son. Why are you home so late?"
Son: "Sorry Pops. I was chatting with this girl I like, and I swear I thought it was only an hour. But when I looked down at my watch, 3 had passed by! I was Chronofied.
Dad: "Son. Stop making up stupid words."

Chronofied by Chyren July 19, 2006

chronocide 

to kill time, especially when you're completely bored and lazy.

The teacher who didn't come prepared committed chronocide all day long.

chronocide by ADawg GMoney August 30, 2007

Chronopedalisation 

This is a random word that just fucking appeared in my mind when I woke up on the morning of House Haka Competition. It means "random asf".

"Oh my god! That Krunker.io player just has the most Chronopedalisation name ever.

Chronopedalisation by lukeydukey2294 August 8, 2019

Chronocide 

The act of killing time.

The employee was fired for committing chronocide when he was supposed to be working.

Chronocide by Xnyper May 5, 2010

chronoid 

A chronoid is an unidentifiable object. It should be mentioned in conversation with roundabout and vague definitions of its nature, in order to confound and pique the interest of a friend.They will never understand what a chronoid is. This is the point.

A:" I saw a chronoid on the way to school."

B:"What's a chronoid?"

A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"

B:"What?"

A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."

B:"What's a chesticle?"

A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"

B:" No."

A:"That's a chronoid."

B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"

chronoid by booch dog August 5, 2008

chronocide 

chronocide n (Greek khronos, time + Latin cidum, from caedere, to slay; cf. genocide, homicide, parricide) - the murder of time, the violent interruption of historical succession and continuity.

Any revolution is a form of chronocide: the past and present are sacrificed to the future. Any counterrevolution is also a chronocide: the present and the future are sacrificed to the past.

Communism is a chronocide: it destroys the tradition in its leap to the ungrounded future.

Fascism is a chronocide: it brings the society under the spell of the archaic past.

chronocide by Mikhail Epstein November 9, 2003

chronocide 

A massive waste of time. Defiance of time, either physically, figuratively or philisophically. To rebel against the idea of time. To regress socially or politically on a macro level. The destruction of time itself.
(adj. Chronocidal)

"Electoral politics is chronocide for civil rights."

chronocide by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004