by asscrankerjack69 January 17, 2012
A Found-footage, Sci-fi, Thriller, Drama film from 2012 about three Seattle high school teenagers who gain Telekinesis through a mysterious gem-like material in a hole in the ground after attending a rave. The Protagonist Andrew Detmer has a shitty life he gets bullied in school, on the streets, abusive father, dying mother, unpopular etc. The telekinesis starts to affect the 3 main character's psyche, with Andrew having the power go to his head and he becomes the "Villain" and with Matt becoming the "Hero" , (Also Steve dies but he probably would've turned a Hero.)
One of the best movies ever to debut ever, I still watch it in 2017 till this day.
One of the best movies ever to debut ever, I still watch it in 2017 till this day.
"A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, you do not feel guilty when you squash a fly....and I just think that means something.... I just really think that means something". (Crushes Car) - Andrew Detmer (Chronicle 2012)
by Unicorns and Hellhounds May 26, 2017
A chronicle is a member of a divine race with almost limitless potential that has strong connections to an existence we have yet to comprehend.
You transformed into a Chronicle!
by Ogbando August 4, 2018
The stories of all the crackheads in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. These crackheads do not give a fuck and will do anything they want at any point in time.
The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.
by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019
The stories of a whore often told by that whore\thot.
The stories of a thot/whore's promiscuous or hoe-ish ways.
The stories of a thot/whore's promiscuous or hoe-ish ways.
by Mimi The Thot-o-phobic November 3, 2014
The magazine of American Culture and also the best magazine in print. Ticks off the left, the right, the corporate, and the power elite. Published in Rockford Illinois otherwise known as the worst city in the United States. Annual meetings take place under the name of The John Randolph Club.
by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008
An underrated JRPG on the Wii, New Nintendo 3ds, and Nintendo Switch. Known for its great story and themes, the blone anime swordie in Smash Bros who can see the future for some random reason, and that one random furball named Riki who's a meme
Btw Reyn is a character in that game, know for his quote "its reyn time!"
Btw Reyn is a character in that game, know for his quote "its reyn time!"
"It's Reyn time to play Xenoblade Chronicles!"
"No one knows what Xenoblade Chronicles is; its pretty good tho"
"No one knows what Xenoblade Chronicles is; its pretty good tho"
by GeoZ1234 December 18, 2020