When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.
Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018