A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.
Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"
Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
by chronic.fail May 30, 2011