A Christopher Vento is an unhinged child who has an "obsession" with his little sister. Usually living in horrible living conditions and having no friends.
I can't believe that Christopher Vento likes the Dallas Cowboys, they fucking suck!

After that, you grabbed her little hips and thrusted, is that correct Chritopher Vento?
by Actuallythetruth June 26, 2023
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