christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.

by Akit February 29, 2004

Stuffed Christmas Turkey

Stuffed christmas turkey is where by you fuck your girlfriend then proceed to cum in the turkey and baste it with jizz

yo dude last night I totally had stuffed christmas turkey

by beanymandem December 17, 2010

you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way

You can't unloose the game you know, just like you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

by AsunaTododeku April 5, 2022

Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head

When you thought something would be good anyway but it turned out to be even better

That new film was like Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head.

by WileyWeasel13 December 31, 2021

Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k

That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!

by L3g3ndSkillz December 22, 2021