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Christmas Wanker

Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".
"Our boss is such a Christmas Wanker, he won't let us put a tree up."
by Stege December 7, 2011
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Christmas Pub Wankers

A large group of middle aged men or women who turn up at your local boozer once a year in December. They want to be served first, all order separately and pay by card.
For fucks sake the bar is chocka, full of Christmas Pub wankers
by Lenny watson September 19, 2018
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