Whenever getting head on or near a jungle gym in cold weather shoot your load on the girl's face then push her face onto the jungle gym making her stuck to it like in the movie A Christmas Story whenever Schwartz triple-dog dares Flick to stick his tongue to the pole
Man you shoulda seen it i gave that bitch the Christmas Story Job
by Murdy427 February 1, 2009
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