Christmas balls 

Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive

Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate

Christmas balls by HenryWalter May 7, 2019

canadian christmas balls 

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

canadian christmas balls by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle 

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle by queeferia March 28, 2022