a goddess who is the true pop princess and is extremely beautiful and sexy unlike the ugly bimbo britney spears who wants christina to fuck her but christina is too classy for a hoe like her, i wish christina and jessica simpson would be a couple and make britney their maid.
britney: i love u christina please fuck me or at leat finger me...
christina: no i dont want u u ugly bitch.
christina gives her a wedgie and pills her hair and makes her kiss her beautiful ass and then slams her into the ground, then jessica simpson shouves her boot up her ass.
britney: oh christina, im sorry, im ur slave.
christina: no i dont want u u ugly bitch.
christina gives her a wedgie and pills her hair and makes her kiss her beautiful ass and then slams her into the ground, then jessica simpson shouves her boot up her ass.
britney: oh christina, im sorry, im ur slave.
by SAS February 3, 2005
by bob espogna March 2, 2005
A brave strong beautiful very talented lady who has helped many people all over the world overcome horrific challenges,
and to other people, allowed 2 listen 2 her amazing music.
She is an inspiration. She writes songs about her past and "stripped" everything down so people found out who the real christina aguilera is.
She wrote about growing up being a victom of domesticated violence, abused by her father. She wrote about how her father made her a fighter and that much stronger. She wrote about anything you can think of basically.
She is the most amazing vocalist in the world.
and to other people, allowed 2 listen 2 her amazing music.
She is an inspiration. She writes songs about her past and "stripped" everything down so people found out who the real christina aguilera is.
She wrote about growing up being a victom of domesticated violence, abused by her father. She wrote about how her father made her a fighter and that much stronger. She wrote about anything you can think of basically.
She is the most amazing vocalist in the world.
That girl is just like Christina Aguilera, she didnt give into pressure, and she learned from what has happened to her.
by dancers swim 2 November 11, 2007
it seems like is written in her forehead
"I WANT TO FUCK TILL YOU BLOW YOUR
BRAINS OUT"
but hell yeah, she sings a lot.
"I WANT TO FUCK TILL YOU BLOW YOUR
BRAINS OUT"
but hell yeah, she sings a lot.
by fakehappykid December 10, 2004
A hot half Hispanic, half Caucasian blonde pop star whom can actually sing! though she has questionable taste, she did date a attractive Rican guy but is currently with an ugly bland white boy.
by klum April 10, 2005
Using dry-shampoo spray on your hair and caking on more makeup onto your dirty, unwashed face, in place of taking an actual shower. This procedure will give you a dew-like glow and make you appear sticky to the touch, just like Christina Aguilera.
"I get off work late tonight, so I'll just take a Christina Aguilera shower and I'll be good to go to the party."
"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."
"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."
by mal_the_gal July 3, 2012
by Dave Eras August 13, 2004