-Infomercial: Have you ever fucked up? Try blaming it on the Devil!
-Jesus: "Love thy neighbor" Christianity: *Kills all their neighbors*
-Person 1: "Hey you killed someone! That's bad!" Person 2: "No man it's cool, I'm doing it for Jesus."
-Jesus: "Love thy neighbor" Christianity: *Kills all their neighbors*
-Person 1: "Hey you killed someone! That's bad!" Person 2: "No man it's cool, I'm doing it for Jesus."
by Ihopethisworksforscrabble December 16, 2018
A religion so insipidly retarded that a 5 year old could drink a can of alphabet soup and shit out a more believable story than the bible
If it's 2021 and you still want a government based on Christianity, you're a fucking idiot and should seek help
by redgrave1093 May 26, 2021
The belief that Jesus is the Son of God, came to Earth to die for all, and lives today for all Christians. Christians are those who believe in God as being their Savior.
Those of us who love Jesus are called Christians and rightfully accused of being involved with Christianity.
by Khloe4 May 15, 2015
A Religious culture, where the people who follow it think, lgbtq+ is wrong.... 27% of People from the Christian Religion turn out to be gay
by ΔΞΓΨΝ February 22, 2019
I see you've looked up christianity.... well you obviously need some Jesus. I suggest you try it some time.
by Thatcoolchristiangirl January 9, 2019
a religion that wouldn't b able 2 hold up in court since it there no fact jus circumstantial evidence.but if ppl ask about tat "evidence" they r evil. also every1 is considered 2 b brothers and sister, yet most ppl dnt drink the wine... or blood of Jesus... because others have drank it , which according to the bible and as i sed above, r their bothers and sisters. It also says every baby is born with original sin since eve told adam to eat an apple... now is it far. also durin lent they Christians will feel horrible for eattin meat on Fridays, but they will have sex before marriage or lie w.o thinkin of it.
bob u should jus drop the case... she has Christianity on her side
jane: idc im not drinkin the wine...
niko: but you have 2 its part of Christianity
matt: omg i jus ate meat on friday... fcuk imma go 2 hell now
ginny:with a mouth lik tat u will.. decides we have been messin around soo ur doomed ne way
matt:no tats dif...
jane: idc im not drinkin the wine...
niko: but you have 2 its part of Christianity
matt: omg i jus ate meat on friday... fcuk imma go 2 hell now
ginny:with a mouth lik tat u will.. decides we have been messin around soo ur doomed ne way
matt:no tats dif...
by Blushingtwirls May 11, 2009
The most awesome and true religion. They are cool, smart, nice, and are mostly Republicans. Most Christians are not rich, corrupted, and democratic morns.
by The Bible Theorist May 12, 2021