The guy I fell in love with. I'm too young to say this, but I know when I'm old and prune-like, I'll never regret loving him. It may be my hormones talking; but I love my hormones, and I always will :]
Christian is a perfectionist, a "pedophile," or so he claims (because he has many self-given names); okay, he's not a pedophile, he just says he is. He's actually only 17, but anyways ... He can be insightful, but then again, he can be negative, or what he says, "I'm not negative. I'm positive .. in a dark way."
He's insanely adorable with his phrases, and when you're near him, you will start to shake and incessantly babble on about the Odyssey. That's how great he is.

Many people will look at you funny when you point out who he is, but you won't care.

And whenever you pass by him (and this is probably only if he's secretly in love with you too), he can't help but look. This also goes for when you're in the same room, but you're not sitting at the same table.
He's insanely funny and has many comebacks. He's been through many things, which you can't help but feel sorry for him.
When you're talking to him online, he'll occasionally have one-worded answers, because, after all, he's a guy, but most of the time, he's truthful as to what he's feeling.
Christian is also intelligent.

Ultimately, he's what every girl (or so I think) wants.
Christian walks out of the room.
Friend: Who was that?
Me: That was Christian, the guy that I love.
by perfectionismsucks June 28, 2011
n. A Christian is someone who believes an omnipresent omnibenevolent deity exists who understands and comprehends everything in all of it's intricacies, no matter how small or mundane. Perhaps more miraculous than the being itself is the unwavering denial, even in the wake of 9/11, and Slavery, and the Holocaust, and the child sex rings in Cambodia, and the dark ages, and the use of an atomic bomb...twice...on civilians.
"Police say a Forrest City, Arkansas man has been charged with raping his 8 day-old baby."

Child: Mom why did the man hurt the baby?

Mother: Well sweety, the baby simply didn't pray hard enough, if the baby had been a good christian and taken notes, not only would it have avoided rape, but would be rich and peeing on underage girls like that upstanding R. Kelly fellow. That man can pray, and it shows! *sigh* It's good to know that there's a force of perfect good keeping everything in balance
by Ignorancekills August 24, 2009
A believer in an imaginary, mythological and demonstrably foolish and insane religion which has brought more hatred, death, torture, pain, sadness and fear to the world than anything else except Islam.
Hey, look at that Christian over there, torturing someone.

My goodness, weren't most of the Nazis also Christians? I heard the commandant of Auschwitz was a 'good' Christian who attended church every Sunday.

Listen to that Christian televangelist asking the poor little old ladies who watch his show to send them their money so he can continue his lavish lifestyle and have sex with prostitutes.
by Jesus Izza Myth October 13, 2009
People who use a religion called "Christianity" to cover up one or more personal weaknesses/flaws. Christians are often associated with racism, homophobia, and child molestation.
by Bad_Religion March 31, 2005
A group of people who follow an outdated cult that serves no purpose in the modern day other than to hold humanity back from scientific progress.
Person 1: So your telling me that with a few more years of funding for stem-cell research, we could have cured Alzheimer's Disease by now?!

Person 2: Yeah...fucking christians man.
by Cuddleskunk July 22, 2011
A person who believes a person named Jesus died because he claimed he was God, and supposedly came back to life by unexplained scientific means. Their religious text "The Bible" is divided into two parts, each one contradicts the other. They also share the first half of "The Bible" with the Jewish faith, however they disagree with most of it.

In some weird fashion, Christians identify their Deity (God) as three people in one, explained below.

Jesus- The son, God is somehow his child.
God- The father. Weird.
Ghost- The third part, which we really never hear about but plays a huge role in our "salvation".

Christians are usually identified by their social nature, their biblical teaching tells them to love on another and constantly spread the word of Christ (The Bible). Pretty much Christians are recognized because they are complete assholes, or pussies. Generally the kid who sits at lunch hall alone, and cries at break period. Be wary, if you associate with them they will probaby shove the word down your throat.
Christian: Hello, Good sir! I would like to share the word of Christ, who is also God and the Holy Ghost at the same time!
Person: .....What?

God: Jesus, I am your father's nephew's uncles brother's sister's brother's father's son.
Jesus: I know, for Christianity is the most clear text in the universe. I wrote it!

Parent: You must believe in Christ, or else we will disown you!
Child: But Mom.....!
Parents: Silence! You must be stoned to death for disobedience! (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
by Desperate Advisor October 31, 2010
One who believes in a being who stands behind a wall no one can see through, and decides whether or not to torture you forever based on if you can guess what color shirt he is wearing.
A Christian will assure you that hell is a justifiable punishment for sin, without realizing that arbitrary blind faith is the reason their god actually decides whether or not to send you there.
by Josh V January 14, 2009

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