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Even more elusive than the Great Noodlemantaro, Christetzuken is a mysterious ninja and true ladies man.
So little is known of Christetzuken that no one is even sure if he really exists, although it is whispered amongst travellers that he once beat Noodlemantaro.

It is also whispered that Christetzuken possesses the ability to finish any opponent in one move, but how this is achieved is also a mystery.
Rumour has it you can lure Christetzuken out of hiding by using a beautiful young Asian lady as bait.
by Therindos February 04, 2006