And then you add on "kah" for good measure. It's all the winter holidays in one! Go figure! But hey, why say "Chrismahanukwanzolstiramadanakah" when you can say Decemberween?
Person 1: Man, I'm so bummed out by the holidays.
Person 2: Why? Don't you love Christmas?
Person 1: I don't celebrate Christmas.
Person 2: Oh, well... happy Chrismahanukwanzolstiramadanakah!
Person 1: That was too long.