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Christler 

A late model sedan driven by Church Ladies usually about one thousand miles per year, thus a 20 year old Christler will have 20,000 miles. Although rarely maintained, they continue to run indefinitely by the Grace of God.
Just before the service Aunt Hazel rolled up in her Christler and Karl was nice enough to dock it so she could be seated in time.
Christler by KlawzVengeance April 19, 2012
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Chrisandra 

A girls name who is very pretty, has alot of friends, and everyone loves to hangout with her.
Oh yeah shes a Chrisandra
Chrisandra by James and Jose :D August 6, 2011

christurbation 

christurbation, n:

1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.

2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."

2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."

3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
christurbation by wilja September 21, 2005

Christer 

1. Christer(A-) (noun);

A common name in Scandinavia, Christer derives from the name Christ. Apart from being a popular name among religious fanatics, tv-ministers, and do-gooders etc. the name is also given to those who embodies the general perception of a genuinly awesome person. Synonyms include Chris, Christoffer, Barney and Superman.

2. Christer (adjective):

A superlative of awesome

3. Christer (-ing, -ed) (verb);

To radiate pure awesomeness to such an extent that it might be contagious.
Noun: Christer is legen - wait for it - dary!

Adjective: That beautiful and intelligent person is so christer.

Verb: He was christering in the VIP section of the club last night.
Christer by Dude, Awesome January 12, 2011

Chrisalee 

A girl is deaply loved by friends and is getting homeschooled and everyone wants her back
"hey Chrisalee how are u"
"ITS Chrisalee"
Chrisalee by im a chicken nugget November 27, 2018
a guy who likes to drive fast, talk harsh, and kick ass. He has a "rough and tough" exterior, but inside he is a big teddy bear. Has a heart of gold and will bend over backwards to help out a friend. Somewhat crazy.

a.k.a. "Mr. Kitty"
Chriser by lilninjakitty February 10, 2010

Christerpher 

a boy/man who is vv nice but when you get on his bad side... well to say the least, you don’t want to. he’s cute funny and a gentleman who treats women right. If you ever have a chris never lose him!πŸ’š
β€œWow Christerpher is so nice!”
2- β€œ I know right!”