Chris Crinkle

its a new term used when you make a mistake when tattooing someone,or you see a very bad tattoo its becoming widely used in tattoo shops all around north america

"did you see that tattoo? someone chris crinkled that one"
"oh man the colour and linework is horrible,I really chris crinkled it"

Chris Crinkle by Craig_E January 11, 2008

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Chris Crinkle

Chris Crinkle (Noun)
And inflatable Santa Clause lawn or roof onament that is partially or completely deflated.

Thanks to the neighbor kid's bb gun I am now the proud owner of Chris Crinkle.

Chris Crinkle by coctopus January 8, 2007

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Chris Crinkle

A girl is giving a man a blow job and right before he blows his load she slaps her cheeks. Then when she pulls of he ejaculates al over her mouth and chin, giving her a beard and rossie cheeks.

Yo nolan when you mom was blowing me last night i gave her a chris crinkle.

Chris Crinkle by PatMan629 December 18, 2007

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Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!

Chris Cringle Cooked by Kloppersfloppers April 1, 2019

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Cris Crinkled

The wrinkle your butt gets when your pooping and a cockroach climbs up your butt

Aw man! I just got Cris crinkled by the cockroach! Shucks!

Cris Crinkled by cholsdi September 17, 2016

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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