(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)
"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"
by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022
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A THICK AND BODASHAS HUMAN BEING WITH THE STRENGTH OF AND AMAZING LESBIAN HORSE. THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD!
Chris Ware is the most thickest
by Boah nall February 18, 2018
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A sexy beast with pecks of steel. Buff, thick and BODASHAS
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Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?
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Chris is a guy who is usually really hot and has nice eyes and a great smile. Chris are always the best kissers.
Girl 1: so did he kiss you?
Girl 2: yes

Girl 1: how was it??
Girl2: it was amazing! he is such a chris
Chris leonard
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