Huge dumb ass who is full of himself, has lots of anger issues, enjoys pissing people off and pushes buttons for the sake of his own fun
by bleh551 December 22, 2014
The sexiest bitch around and he is all mine. SWAG is so sick, always imitated - never duplicated. Comes off as a bad ass, (it's the hair) but is really a twinkie on the inside. LOVES to play poker and win. Never bluffs both in life and his cards, but is always careful not to play every hand. Has mesmerizing eyes, and beautiful lips, and the softest hands. Has the kindest heart and is the most genuine of all people he associates with. He can be a little hot tamale, and isnt one to be effed with, but after you get past that, he is a kind, loving teddy bear. Chris is unforgettable, and very genuine. He at times can clog toilets but will clean up his mess, he loves subway, and will kick your bitch ass any day up and down the court in basket ball. I love Chris, and he is the only one I ever want to be with forever. X1X
"Isn't dude rocking the same outfit you wore out to the club last week?"
........"Maaaannnnn, he just Chrissed you."
........"Maaaannnnn, he just Chrissed you."
by IIIIXIXIIII October 23, 2011
A SUPER AWESOME PERSON. Usually, they do not realize just how awesome they are. They can make anyone laugh or smile just by being around them. They're the chillest guys you'll ever meet and one of the only guys who will surprise you with things like... letters :D you'll never be the same once you meet a chris!
by Italians Rule March 10, 2012
Chris is a pussy ass bitch that likes to get fucked up the asshole. He is a snitch and watches gay porn with his dad. He fucks his lil dog with his dad watching.
by Christinsita May 27, 2008
creepy name for stalkers who stalk their mates gf/bf and ask retarded questions (where is your touch spot) and insist on constantly annoying the stalkee... they also like to partake in the activity of cumming in shoes
by tomisastrawberry September 23, 2010
Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.
by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020
A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant
Oh shit it Chris
by Lilc29 May 7, 2019