a guy obsessed with shiny objects that cause pain like swords, knives, throwing stars and various weapons. likes everything that's weird and is totally into goth music. likes girls who are just like him. great in bed. gives huge orgasms. usually has no guy friends at all just girls as he tends to be a manwhore.
"my gf is over there, but you can call me chris"
by Nik55 January 07, 2009
Slang for a tiny wiener that will never get laid and is or owned by a mexican.
Carlo's pulled out his Chris and his girlfriend shrieked with terror.
by Jasonvb69 December 13, 2010
V) The act of taking an uncontrollable ass-ripping shit in all of five seconds.

(N) A manipulative jerkoff of a douche who willingly steals money from the elderly.

(N) Fagasshitwad

(N) Slang for any expulsion of bodily waste.
"OMG dude what happened to your jeans?"

"I had a massive Chris on the bus, punched a hole in the seat!"
"Dude, how's your grandmother doing?"

"She's destitute now thanks to that piece-of-shit-crackfuck-Chris I'm ashamed to call my uncle."
by PECwich April 12, 2010
An extremely moody person. Who loves to start drama, and cry in the rain. Usually can be caught listening to music very loudly. (mostly screamo) Can be annoying at times. Can't fight at all, makes little girls handle his problems. Sadly he's semi attractive.
by fingerhut<3 April 17, 2010
Usually given to a funny guy that makes mean jokes.
That "Chris" is one Bitch Ass Nigga -Nerdy Kid
by Carlbobjoe7 November 11, 2009
A guy who still prefers/dates high school girls when he's in college.
1: "Dude, I swear he's been to prom four years in a row, he's a total Chris."

2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris."

3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."
by batmannnnnnn February 24, 2010
1. (adj.) to masturbate excessively until one's penis falls off

2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much

3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text

4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family
1. "yo im so horny, im gonna chris so much tonight"

2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating

3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"

4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris
by rxkxdxx December 10, 2009

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