chower

The act of taking a shower while chewing tobacco. Taking a "chower" is believed to enhance the buzz, the feeling of a warm shower, and the overall day. It is also believed to heal many things. Wounds, stress, heart brake, illness, sourness, being totally sober, etc.

Damn dude, I need to take a chower!

by Please Use December 31, 2011

chower

when you don't have time to take a "shower", so you grab body spray (usually axe) and spray an OBSCENE amount all over your body. this is a practice normally used by mexicans, hence the mexican accent on the word. pronounced as "shower" in a mexican accent ... "chower, mayne"

whazzup fooo. i berly even got time to grap ma clothes, mayne. i'm just gonna take a quick chower and then i can jump in my pickup.

by EgoManiak June 4, 2010

chowering

Eating in the shower.

Yesterday I was chowering because I was in a hurry.

by Scottyyy July 20, 2006

Chower

When you chill in the shower

I had some time to kill, so I decided to take a chower before I went out.

by Doormatt1123 March 10, 2015

Chower

When you take 30 minutes or more to take a damn shower. Like who needs that long? Bald ass.

“Yeah man I’ll come right over, let me take a shower real quick”
“You better not take a damn Chower and have me waiting an hour”

by Rung Nich Yoigga July 14, 2018

Course chower

Someone who does exceedingly well in their University /college degree. In other words chow is slang for eating so course chower means eating the course

Richard is such a course chower yet always tells us he didn't study for the test

by Jonathan Ojong July 13, 2019

clam chower

a reference to anyone, usually female, who partakes in oral sex on a woman.

that chick is a total clam chower

by minnus July 30, 2008