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1.
The act of kicking some one in the croch repetedly.
That dude just got his Wood Choped by his eX.

Insted of an ass beating...we'll Chop his Wood
by NeoFox October 17, 2003
 
2.
Masterbate.....:)
Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!
by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009