Choonimal 

CHEW-NEMEL of Choonimals Clothing Company
noun
a horribly and distastefully hand-drawn rendering of a particular species from an animal phylum, usually drawn on someone's skin and depicted with characteristic gnar-teeth, lazy eyes, spiked tails, crooked appendages (apendi) and a distinct, intoxicatingly-ravenous feng shui:

Those choonimals look like they were drawn by a gaggle of gremlins

Choonimal by thethreadzine September 6, 2010

chronically online

Someone who is basically always on the internet and their entire existence revolves around being on the internet. People who are chronically online typically have no real friends IRL, and stay online starting useless debates that literally achieve nothing outside of a screen.

Giselle: Have you seen the weird new girl? I heard her name was Luna.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.

chronically online by illwegal June 20, 2021

Chronically Online

Someone who is so absorbed into online life and discourse that they become unfamiliar with things off the internet. They may also form opinions/arguments that have no meaning or actual importance/depth outside of the internet and online spaces.

"Yo April has been mostly online since they were 14."

"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."

"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."

Chronically Online by jii707 June 19, 2021

chronically online

someone who doesn't need to use this website for every new word.

person 1: "hey did you hear about that new game that released?"
person 2: "that game was fr mid no cap ratio+L"
person 1: "when was the last time you saw the sun you chronically online fuck?"

chronically online by MoistQuasar December 6, 2022

Chronically Online

Chronically online describes those who spend so much time online that they distort their sense of reality and hinder their ability to communicate effectively on any topics because they lack hands-on experience.

Someone who is chronically online tends to cite “problematic” behavior that in reality doesn’t exist. Or they invoke behavior in nonsensical ways.

Online personality: My dog fell down the stairs, but he’s been checked up on and is okay.

Chronically online person: Take him to a vet!! You don’t deserve a doggo. That is so problematic. ✨canceled✨

Chronically Online by CornelThorn November 1, 2021

Chronically Online

Chronically Online is a term for someone who doesn’t stop referencing online terms.Usually this term will apply when someone is showing signs of online humor , words and phrases in the real world.

Bob:“Dude this you see that girl over there,I think shes into you she keeps looking over here.”

Robert(chronically online):”yea dude I bet its pink.She is definitely from Ohio.”
Bob:”what the fuck”

Chronically Online by activis_user_12 January 26, 2023

Chronically Online

An adjective for someone who is on the internet so often that their concept of the outside world is manipulated to be inaccurate. The term is directed mainly towards those below the age of 20. Someone who is considered a chronically online individual may do the following actions:

-Self diagnose one or more disorders based off of false information online, these disorders commonly being DID, ADHD, autism, depression, and/or anxiety.

-Make bold accusations of someone being homophobic, ableist, racist, etc. based off of false information online.

-Spend very little time offline.

“My friend Jamie is very chronically online, and needs to touch grass”

Chronically Online by MintyTown July 31, 2022