Choleastio 

An extremely nasty skin condition due to lack of morals or the basic practice of personal hygiene

Pablo: Yo mang, you've got some choleastio up on yo face...

Ricardo: Oh shit! I knew I shouldn't have gone on a second date with that hoodrat Felicia.

Pablo: Better go get that shit checked out holmes.

Ricardo: FML Pablo.

Choleastio by ashymafiaaaa. July 26, 2009

Cholestrolling 

Purposefully blocking a walkway so people can't get past, much like cholesterol in an artery.

Person 1: "We should move, we're in people's way..."
Person 2: "Bitch please, I'm cholestrolling!"

Person 1: "OMG, MOVE!"
Person 2: "Hahaha... cholestrololol"
Person 1: "STFU D:<"

Cholestrolling by Abeewithanitch November 1, 2011

Cholestorific 

adj. being made of or having much Cholesterol
origin: Quanglish

Carl's Jr. Thickburgers are so good because they are so Cholestorific

Cholestorific by windar July 13, 2009