choff

verb - to react viciously in anger quickly without thinking
noun - one who reacts viciously in anger quickly without thinking

I read the first line of her email and choffed the shit out of her with the reply! Then, I realized I took the first sentence completely out of context. I should have read the rest of the email instead of being a fucking choff!

I was trying to explain I was late because I got in a car accident but my boss choffed the fuck out of me before I could even get a word in... What a choff!

by Sick Of Choff November 14, 2014

choffe

See chauff, though this is the correct spelling.

Billy, rake the leaves.

Oh choffe, mom! *shoots*

by mandaf June 21, 2006

choff

to wastefully torch a bowl of marijuana

oh, man! you choffed my last bud of KB!

by BJT9000 November 15, 2002

Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011

Onky Choff

To perform oral sex. Originates from the words 'onk' and 'choff' which have the same meaning.

'Phworrr! Look at her, I wouldn't say no to an Onky Choff'

On arriving in Spain or Ibiza 'Hurry up Pedro, I've got to get to bar Onky Choff!'

by Growey January 30, 2011

Choff

It's the sound of when you melt but you're not a Vaporeon.

I choff every time he bonks my head.

by qsd dsq May 25, 2022