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chodeboard 

A classic skateboard or shortboard with longboard wheels.
His chodeboard rides smoother than my regular board.
chodeboard by HybridRogue June 28, 2016
A name for a male who is inconsiderate, narcissistic, and has zero self awareness.
Ugh, John is being such a chodebert. Making us sit through the entire meeting while he makes up excuses as to why he wasn’t able to finish his work.
Chodebert by redheaded__ September 21, 2020

codeboner 

The feeling of almost sexual admiration at the elegance of another developer's well-implemented piece of software.
I got a real codeboner over the webservice Jerome built.
codeboner by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah January 26, 2012

ChodeBerry 

Another name for a blackberry because it is almost wider than its height, hence the name "chode" in "chodeberry," and a chode is a fat dick that is wider than its height.
EX1: A lot of people text on their chodeberries.

EX2: He played Dick Breaker on his ChodeBerry, which is a really bad game and is another name for Brick Breaker.
ChodeBerry by matt9236 January 19, 2010

Chodemonger 

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet
Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in
Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB) 

Amazing gay secks delivered by men includes a large pubey beard ball fro.

ie. large chode and pubic fro
My ptcb is sooo large it exploded gabes butthole. pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB)it is the SHIT
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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