Chocolate Unicorn

n. Gay act meaning anal penetration using a strap-on dildo or other falic-like device fixed to ones forehead.

Gary bent me over and gave me a Chocolate Unicorn.

by lowfan January 13, 2011

Chocolate Unicorn

Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.

Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.

by William J Chance May 27, 2010

Chocolate Unicorn

The act of taking a fresh dookie, picking the solid piece up, and smashing it upon the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Person 1: Did you hear about the party last Friday?
Person 2: Didn't someone get turned into a Chocolate Unicorn?
Person 1: Yeah, it was so funny. They ran out crying.
Person 2: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 1: Wtf?

by Crippled127 October 4, 2011

Chocolate Unicorn

When someone wears a strap-on dildo and inserts it into his partners asshole

One of the best qualities of doing the chocolate unicorn is the amazing view!

by Katzumi May 27, 2010

Chocolate Unicorn

When a woman is t-bagging a man, the man shits on her forehead.

Since she was kind enough to t-bag me, I turned her into a chocolate unicorn.

by Bville Devil June 13, 2010