chocolate shotgun

A shit so bad that it blows before you sit down. It comes out like a shotgun blast and gets all over the toilet, walls, and floor.

Steve: I just blew a chocolate shotgun in your bathroom.
Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.

by Theofrostus December 10, 2006

Chocolate Shotgun

After a round of rough anal, the catcher shoots the cum onto the pitcher's face via a fart.

Girl: I want to give you a Chocolate Shotgun.

Guy: No.

by Hotsauce33 April 4, 2009

Chocolate Shotgun

The delicately balanced art of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump.

Did you hear that he gave her a chocolate shotgun?

by SpaceMonkey1969 August 25, 2011

chocolate shotgun splatter

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.

Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter

by jvermin November 28, 2007